Saturday, December 03, 2005

Peace Man!

You god damned baby boomer hippies are all alike. You have to have me believe your childhood was so much better then mine. You offer no other evidence to back up your anecdotes then I read about it in a book so I must be telling the truth.

Oohh when I was a kid we took drugs and played with dynamite legally. So what. You wouldn't have survived ten hours trying to keep up with us in the age of AIDS and DARE. You want to know who's the real rebel? Who's really HARDCORE? It's not you. It's the kid who manages to get his leatherman pocket tool past TSA by placing it standing up as his bag goes through the XRAY. It's the kid who cooks his own meth out of cold pills and matchsticks.

But But But I was at Woodstock and at Altamont. No you god damned weren't. There were only 450,000 people at Woodstock. Then your hippy minstrels added 50,000 people to the count by pulling numbers out of their ass. By the time we got to Woodstock we were half a million strong. No you were more then two standard deviations off your figures. Then in the 80's as your generation started to go bald you all started claiming you were there. Like I'm supposed to be impressed. You know what I was at the first Lolapalooza. It was the US festival of the 90's.

So cut off that damn ponytail and move out of Santa Fe. Maybe you won't be such a god damned cliche.


Blogger Dean ASC said...

I actually posted this on another bulletin board and here's a response a chap from the Netherlands who calls himself 'BrotherKalazhnikov' had to say.

Can somebody sponsor this dude for TF?I would if i had the cash for it. :/


the nineties was were it's at,nothing like it.
Hard partying in the nineties sometimes could really make you feel like you were playing russian roullette with a semi-auto.
So what did you guys have again?
Syph,Swag,Shrooms and lousy Brown acid?
Try Aids and Atropine laced Speed or E's for a change,
think you where loud in the Sixties
We topped you bigtime,Sepultura,Pantera,Rage Against the machine,Pearl Jam,Soundgarden,AiC,Faith No More,Urban Dance Squad,,Ny Hardcore,Rotterdam Hardcore,Gabber,Nirvana,Gangsta-rapEast Coast West Coast crackheads and hustlers,name it from the sixties and we did it better and harder in the nineties,Welcome to Thunderdome.
Altamont was bad?Here's another one: Roskilde.
Kent State,Vietnam?Ha...we kickstarted our decade with a real bang in the Balkans and Tiananmen Square.
Christ on crutches.
We outwierded you slacker hippies.Jim Morrison and Yoko Ono had nor ever will have anything on Tori Amos,Bjork,Sonic Youth,Maynard,Frank Black,Tom Waits,Weird Al Yankovic,and the list could go on and on.
Kurt Cobain in the end at least,had the balls to face the blast instead of continuing to do it by daily installments like all your heros did,Hunter Tompson did it AFTER he had been through the 90's not the 60's.
fark it,we even outhippied you guys,The Black Crowes or early Lenny Kravitz anyone?
Woodstock? pfah Like the dude said;Lollapalooza,The Love Parade.
Now that i think about my generation had a party on the crumbling walls of Berlin.And you?Ich bin ein Berliner?
We've seen shiat on stage and the screen that would turn your mind inside out permanently had it been shown in your day and age.
so yeah,...

shut up you hippies!

Dec 3, 2005, 7:50:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my first time being quoted on a blog.
not bad for a 30something single-malt sippin dopesmoking slacker gungeek :)

Martijn (aka BrotherKalashnikov)

Dec 4, 2005, 1:59:00 AM  
Anonymous Pinus (BrotherKalashnikov's housemate) said...

Well, thanks a million, Mr Dean.
You have made my housemate insufferable.

(On a side-note: strange to find out on the Web what may have happened to my single malt...)

Dec 6, 2005, 9:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Eisirt said...


Dec 6, 2005, 10:12:00 AM  
Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

Here's my problem with this post: What happens now can't have happened without or in reaction to what happened before.

On the other hand, as someone who is supposedly part of the boomer generation (tail end and merely included per the statistics) I can say that I think they became after a short hot, period of real progress a bunch of wankers. (THIRTY SOMETHING, anyone?)

Guess now I've got to turn in my Boomer ID Card.

Dec 18, 2005, 4:48:00 PM  
Blogger Dean ASC said...

So the party was a blast but when things got challenging the boomers bent over and left it up to anyone else but them to clean up. I say the boomers have to fix up the mess before they get to go bragging about how much fun it was making it. The time to complain about not getting their arthritis medication was in 1970 when Nixon created the DEA. But no they bent over and let him walk all over the Bill of Rights. Then they declared victory when he left office. No I'm sorry. He got what he wanted and now the emboldened government wipes their asses with something they call "Just a piece of paper". Victory over Nixon would have been to erase the damage he caused to our national psyche. Instead we have a computer linked to every pharmacy in the country making sure we don't get more then 30 days worth of Oxycontin at a time. So you're very correct. We wouldn't have the life we have today if it weren't for the Baby Boomers.

Dec 19, 2005, 10:26:00 AM  
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