Saturday, July 08, 2006

Didn't Jesus Rise From The Dead And Escape To The South Of France Too?

Ken Lay is rapidly becomming the new "Elvis". Nobody believes he's dead and pretty soon they'll be showing grainy Super 8 films of him running through the lobby of The Four Seasons Monte Carlo like some sort of Sasquach. Even with photographic evidence no one believes he's really dead and cremation will dispose of that drunk hobo with the same dental records quite nicely.


Blogger Origami Yoda said...

Yeah, and then he'll be in Jamaica with Tupac Shakur and shortly thereafter he'll be visiting with Jim Morrison in Oregon. He may make his way down to Paraguay and visit Hitler too. Wow, quite an itenerary for a dead man.

Jul 8, 2006, 9:57:00 AM  
Blogger TommyOkktane said...

He needs to remember that next Thursday he has that appointment with Whitey Bulger.

Jul 10, 2006, 10:12:00 AM  
Blogger RicketyFunk said...

When I hear the news, I instantly thought, "Probably faked his own death to shake the besmerching of his good name."

A few days later and I don't even remember who/what he did without having to do a little reading.

I would much rather see Sasquach in the 4 Seasons Monte Carlo on the Grainy Super-8. Sasquach is just downright funny. Or maybe a Sasquach dressed up in a late-era Elvis costume. That would be even better.

Jul 12, 2006, 3:41:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're tight.

Feb 8, 2007, 11:54:00 AM  

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