Monday, January 15, 2007

You're Going To Think I'm Totally Paranoid

The dollar is worthless. Superwealthy investors refuse to touch it and are divesting themselves (quietly) of their holdings.

The dollar is doomed and anyone holding it when the music stops will wish it really was a hot potato. At least then they'd have something to eat. It seems our ruling class knows the collapse is coming and know how fucking pissed off we're all going to be. That's why they're all buying property in Paraguay.

Another one.

News of the Bush family eventually doing to Latin America what they did to American America seems to have been met with a warning from a covert strike team. Either that or a very lucky thief managed to elude an uncharacteristically inept Secret Service detail and get close enough to the Bush Twins to snag their tampons.

Either way expect the Bush family to flee in the night when our currency collapses. We'll be busy arguing over whether we should form a union with Canada and Mexico and float the new Amero. In the mean time our open border is encouraging everyone the Bush family doesn't want to live down the street from to illegally come here. By the time the Bushes Paraguaian estate and secret Bond Villian lair is complete Latin America should be a nice place to live.

Come to think of it, I want to live there.


Blogger RicketyFunk said...

I knew a guy about seven years ago who was seeking employment in other countries to get out of the states, and he hoped for good. He would talk and talk about the decline of our currency and the problems our country would soon be facing.

I fear that I should have acted in a similar manner.

Pero... usted no puede predecir el futuro.

Jan 15, 2007, 2:10:00 PM  

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