Wednesday, January 17, 2007

"We're Going To Get Hit"

OK, if we can't avoid terrorist attacks despite all your best efforts to avoid them why are we spending so god damned much money and shredding the Constitution to avoid what you admit is unavoidable?

In other words, it's one thing to buy bilge pumps. It's another thing to go bankrupt paying armed thugs to tell us who gets on the Titanic and "Oh by the way, I need to feel your tits because your bra set off my metal detector."

Clearly if you can't protect me despite all the tax money and nail clippers you take from me then maybe I have a whole lot of better fucking things to do with that money. Starting with dollar shot night at "The Nudie Bar" and ending with my being declared exhaulted king of the Moonbase, the possibilities are endless.

7 Comments:

Blogger RicketyFunk said...

They do what they do because the don't know what else to do.

You ever get the feeling that your living on Animal Farm?

Jan 16, 2007, 12:12:00 AM  
Blogger Dean ASC said...

A former Soviet Bloc country that is still clinging to the proletariat?

Yes. Yes I do.

Jan 16, 2007, 1:40:00 PM  
Blogger RicketyFunk said...

It may have taken us longer to get to the point where the pigs live in the house and we used a different system of distribution, and it could be argued that we live in a product of the former USSR thanks to the cold war.

Jan 16, 2007, 3:56:00 PM  
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Jan 17, 2007, 1:46:00 PM  
Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Ooooh, Dean removed a comment!!

Jan 18, 2007, 2:28:00 AM  
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