Wednesday, May 17, 2006

It's Too Bad You Can't Drink And Drive

Here's a fun new drinking game. Drive around Massachusetts and Southern New Hampshire. Every time you see carpeting out for the trash pickup drink one shot. Every pump hose running out a basement is one shot. If the pump is still running, drink a shot for every day since the end of the rainstorm.

You could do it walking but Drunk In Public is also a crime in these parts. Perhaps renting a party bus is the way to go with this game.

4 Comments:

Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

Who says you can't drink and drive?

I'm not saying you should or that the consequences might not be dire, but you could.

There could be somebody out there now starting to play your game.

May 17, 2006, 12:57:00 PM  
Blogger Bry said...

Forget the party bus. You should just get a party ambulance. Then when you reach the end of your block and have already downed 15-20 shots, you have a ride to the hospital.

May 17, 2006, 4:41:00 PM  
Blogger Dean ASC said...

Lightweight. I could give you a break for having just turned 21 but I know who you live with. Sure she's not as wild as she used to be but I remember a certain episode involving prawns at the chinese place on Mass Ave. I'm willing to bet there are more then a few wine bottle in the recycling bin. Still, you probably could drink me under the table but you'd be joining me in the morgue.

May 17, 2006, 4:54:00 PM  
Blogger Bry said...

Actually the prawn episode came up in conversation recently, believe it or not. She'll have to go over the details with you, because she couldn't really remember exactly what happened. Only that it was funny.

And we don't recycle our hordes of wine bottles, thank you. We take pride in killing the earth with our debauchery.

May 18, 2006, 8:17:00 PM  

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