Wednesday, August 09, 2006

A Short Vingette

I'm talking to several bikers after the funeral. I introduce myself as Kappy's nephew. I'm still wearing that power tie and $400 shoes. They're not.

Me "I went to middle school with Whitey."

A Biker "How many times did he beat you up?"

Me "He stopped when he found out who my Uncle was."

Another Biker "That sounds like Whitey."


Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Not teh Whitey. You're too young.

Aug 10, 2006, 12:05:00 AM  

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