Monday, October 16, 2006

Orange Alert

Damn savages. Orange Bowl players from two Florida teams got into a fight. Now the whole sports world is all up in my crack about how the players should be taught a lesson in not fighting. One sportscaster even got fired over his impassioned display of school spirit.

OK it's a game where men beat the crap out of each other but only within some arbitrary set of rules. You can hit a guy after the snap but you can't hit him once the ball carrying players knee is on the ground. Makes no sense to me.

And another thing, fighting during football is bad but fighting during other kinds of games is OK. The same sports writers who think hockey fights are fun are blasting the football players for behaving the same way.

Maybe since hockey is pretty much an all white sport fighting is just fine. Heaven help you if you're a black college football player pulling the same thing. All the uptight white guys in journalism will call for your removal from polite society.

Why can't Arnold Schwarzenegger for Governor voting Americans just suck it up and admit we like gladiatorial violence. I know I do.

6 Comments:

Blogger RicketyFunk said...

(I was so hoping that the last link was to "Kindergarten Cop" or "The Cutting Edge 2" Now that's gladiator violence extreme.)

The difference between Hockey and Football has more to do with the fact that nobody would watch hockey if there wasn't any fighting.

So my opinion is that the fight that broke out should just end the teams seasons... both of 'em. But that'll never happen because there's waaayyy too much money involved to stop that machine.

So maybe we should just give 'em more roids. Aint nothing like roid rage.

Oct 17, 2006, 11:14:00 AM  
Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

I think someone just wanted to say, "up my crack" on the blog.

That's what AG thinks...

Oct 17, 2006, 3:31:00 PM  
Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

I think more penalties are in order. For instance, if a fight breaks out and goes on for more than 30 seconds, the players invloved should all be shot dead.

That'll teach 'em all a lesson, yessir.

Oct 17, 2006, 4:09:00 PM  
Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

I think more penalties are in order. For instance, if a fight breaks out and goes on for more than 30 seconds, the players invloved should all be shot dead.

That'll teach 'em all a lesson, yessir.

Oct 17, 2006, 4:10:00 PM  
Blogger Dean ASC said...

Yes. The take home message of this was that I wanted to say "up my crack".

Oct 17, 2006, 7:45:00 PM  
Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

That's all AG was sayin'...

Oct 18, 2006, 11:25:00 AM  

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