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Paris Hilton is in jail. She's in jail for violating probation. Her probation was for driving the car she owns and pays taxes on over roads that are funded by the taxes she pays. Before you go on about how the rich have tax shelters remember the roads are funded by taxes on gasoline that even the rich haven't figured out how to dodge at the pump.
She violated probation given for a DUI stop where she blew 0.08 on a machine of very dubius scientific merit. Point Oh Eight for those of you who don't know is for a 110 pound woman one glass of wine. Not one of those 6oz glasses that we're taught at Tips Training to believe is the same as one shot of wiskey. It's one of those 8oz glasses that a restaurant actually serves. You know the oversized fishbowls with little stems that impress young couples out on a date.
For the crime of drinking less then the average american drinks Paris is suffering in the nice cell in a minimum security facility. So if you hate her and think she's a stuck up cunt who wastes her life partying and making an ass of herself that's fine. But why do people think she deserves prison rape for being Paris Hilton? It seems like cruel and unusual punishment for engaging in behavior I know many of my closest friends have done themselves.
Hopefully Paris won't become a recidivist and graduate to bigger crimes like telling lies that kill 3500 young americans in 4 years. She might be rewarded with a juicy contract from Haliburton.
Paris Hilton is in jail. She's in jail for violating probation. Her probation was for driving the car she owns and pays taxes on over roads that are funded by the taxes she pays. Before you go on about how the rich have tax shelters remember the roads are funded by taxes on gasoline that even the rich haven't figured out how to dodge at the pump.
She violated probation given for a DUI stop where she blew 0.08 on a machine of very dubius scientific merit. Point Oh Eight for those of you who don't know is for a 110 pound woman one glass of wine. Not one of those 6oz glasses that we're taught at Tips Training to believe is the same as one shot of wiskey. It's one of those 8oz glasses that a restaurant actually serves. You know the oversized fishbowls with little stems that impress young couples out on a date.
For the crime of drinking less then the average american drinks Paris is suffering in the nice cell in a minimum security facility. So if you hate her and think she's a stuck up cunt who wastes her life partying and making an ass of herself that's fine. But why do people think she deserves prison rape for being Paris Hilton? It seems like cruel and unusual punishment for engaging in behavior I know many of my closest friends have done themselves.
Hopefully Paris won't become a recidivist and graduate to bigger crimes like telling lies that kill 3500 young americans in 4 years. She might be rewarded with a juicy contract from Haliburton.
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posted by Dean ASC at 4:54 PM
3 Comments:
So if you hate her and think she's a stuck up cunt who wastes her life partying and making an ass of herself that's fine.
It's not so much my opinion of her (which is pretty damn close to that) but the fact that the various media outlets seem to think she deserves news time. Joe Average goes to jail on DUIs all the time - he doesn't get a headline.
Maybe the press should be the ones getting prison raped.
So, when is Lindsay Lohan going behind bars? Or Nicole Ritchie? Or Brittany Spears? Did Leif Garrett serve jail time? How about Vince Neil?
Here we go with teh 'c' word again. Mr. ASC!
Frankly, I don't care whether she went to jail or not. Seeing her get pissed at Sarah Silverman during the MTV movie awards for suggesting she is a tramp was enough for me. Now, Bush and Cheney -- those are folks that AG would like to see in jail.
:)
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