Monday, June 04, 2007

I Feel So Much Safer

Yesterday I went to Target. I bought 36 explosive devices and a video game. The teenage girl at the cash register very politely asked me to see my drivers license. As I handed it to her she said it was to buy the video game.

I'm just glad that this turned out to be a non-issue.

BTW can anyone guess why I labled this post "School Shootings?"

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Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Yeah, but you can still get knocked up at 16 and buy shot glasses under the age of 21. Luckily however, if you buy a lighter to have engraved at Things Remembered...they ID you.

Jun 5, 2007, 11:19:00 AM  
Blogger Dean ASC said...

I had a student this year that got knocked up in the 8th grade.

Jun 5, 2007, 7:26:00 PM  
Anonymous PaulMc said...

I give up - why is it tagged School Shootings? Are you doing a ' "Star Trek" Kirk vs. the Gorn ' thing with the rockets to make primitive weapons?

My other guess is another lockdown over a cell phone.

Jun 6, 2007, 11:35:00 AM  
Blogger Dean ASC said...

You're pretty close Paul. It's because I bought rockets for school and a Grand Theft Auto game at the same time.

Jun 6, 2007, 7:42:00 PM  

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