I Feel So Much Safer
Yesterday I went to Target. I bought 36 explosive devices and a video game. The teenage girl at the cash register very politely asked me to see my drivers license. As I handed it to her she said it was to buy the video game.
I'm just glad that this turned out to be a non-issue.
BTW can anyone guess why I labled this post "School Shootings?"
I'm just glad that this turned out to be a non-issue.
BTW can anyone guess why I labled this post "School Shootings?"
Labels: Here's Some Cheese To Go With That Whine, I Am Better Than You, It Takes A Village To Raise An Idiot, School Shootings, Science, Tinfoil Hat Time
posted by Dean ASC at 5:00 PM
4 Comments:
Yeah, but you can still get knocked up at 16 and buy shot glasses under the age of 21. Luckily however, if you buy a lighter to have engraved at Things Remembered...they ID you.
I had a student this year that got knocked up in the 8th grade.
I give up - why is it tagged School Shootings? Are you doing a ' "Star Trek" Kirk vs. the Gorn ' thing with the rockets to make primitive weapons?
My other guess is another lockdown over a cell phone.
You're pretty close Paul. It's because I bought rockets for school and a Grand Theft Auto game at the same time.
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