28 Gauge
What a time for Saturday Night Live to go on hiatus. Dick Chaney shot a man in the face by accident. Can you imagine the rarely funny opening or Weekend Update they could've had over this? Especially now since the man the Vice President shot has had a heart attack on top of it. Imagine a Senate Hearing where Darrel Hammond is in costume as Cheney and saying something like. "Well it doesn't matter that I shot him now does it. He was due for a heart attack anyway."
Now I'm not going to go into how much of a pussy load 28 gauge is. You might as well throw sand in the guy's face. Ten is the gauge for a real man like me. No. I'm not going to go into how drunk they all must have been. I wasn't there I don't really know.
I am disapointed in how little trouble the vice president is in. Hunting accidents are, if not manslaughter, at least a criminal misdemenor. Is Cheny in trouble? No, not with the local police or sheriffs office. They were prevented from making a full investigation by the Secret Service. So what is Cheney's crime here? The State of Texas is upset that Cheney failed to file a seven dollar hunting permit.
I leave you with a Weekend Update quote from Tina Fey in Season 29 Episode 18 featuring the ever delightful Lindsey Lohan with Usher as musical guest.
"Tina Fey: Yesterday, in a New Jersey courtroom, former NBA star Jason Williams was acquitted of manslaughter charges, although by all accounts he did pull the trigger in the shooting death of his limo driver. The verdict sends a clear message that no matter where you live retired sports stars are allowed to kill you. "
As it turns out anyone who's rich is allowed to kill you.
Now I'm not going to go into how much of a pussy load 28 gauge is. You might as well throw sand in the guy's face. Ten is the gauge for a real man like me. No. I'm not going to go into how drunk they all must have been. I wasn't there I don't really know.
I am disapointed in how little trouble the vice president is in. Hunting accidents are, if not manslaughter, at least a criminal misdemenor. Is Cheny in trouble? No, not with the local police or sheriffs office. They were prevented from making a full investigation by the Secret Service. So what is Cheney's crime here? The State of Texas is upset that Cheney failed to file a seven dollar hunting permit.
I leave you with a Weekend Update quote from Tina Fey in Season 29 Episode 18 featuring the ever delightful Lindsey Lohan with Usher as musical guest.
"Tina Fey: Yesterday, in a New Jersey courtroom, former NBA star Jason Williams was acquitted of manslaughter charges, although by all accounts he did pull the trigger in the shooting death of his limo driver. The verdict sends a clear message that no matter where you live retired sports stars are allowed to kill you. "
As it turns out anyone who's rich is allowed to kill you.
posted by Dean ASC at 2:13 PM
1 Comments:
Good post! However, a 10 gauge is for people who can't hit the broadside of a barn. A 28 gauge requires much more skill to use (and thus is the real man's gun).
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