Let me help clarifiy something

Last week Attourney General Alberto Gonzales made the following statement to Congress.

GONZALES: "President Washington, President Lincoln, President Wilson, President Roosevelt have all authorized electronic surveillance on a far broader scale."

A lot of people don't understand the nature of the 'electronic surveillance' that Washington and Lincoln had access to. Let me explain how that was possible.

The Illuminati, with whom Washington was allied through The Masons, had a network of computers hidden in every home in the colonies. They were powered by transistors that were salvaged out of an ancient crashed UFO and maintained by operatives working for The Rand Corporation. It was called 'The Octopus' and it's this spy network that Danny Cassalaro was investigating at the time of his suicide. I believe the operating system was called Promis and it's main function was to alert the local sheriff to suspicious money laundering schemes. Shortly after the Civil War and during the early 20th century this covert military system was converted into home use under the guise of 'telephone service'. When the AT&T Bell Labs tried to get a patent for the 'transistor' the USTPO initially rejected it for failing to show prior art. Rather then admit the existence of the saucer people they faked a set of lab notebooks and resubmitted the application. Only after a few covert visits by a private cabal of mercenaries funded by Nelson Rockerfeller to the homes of the patent clerks was the patent granted.