Thursday, August 10, 2006

What A Bunch Of Fuckin Assholes

Does our government have any clue what life is like?

Due to the nature of the threat revealed by this investigation, we are prohibiting any liquids, including beverages, hair gels, and lotions from being carried on the airplane.

So leave that Insulin at home. You're not going to fly with your life saving medicine if it's in liquid form. Mothers, don't forget that tasting the baby formula renders it unsterile.

We need to put an end to the harm and terror Homeland Security visits upon innocent travellers.

At the very least, we need to protest in some way. From now on, every freedom loving American who travels by air should go to the supermarket and purchase a can of formula before they fly. Men too. When the DHS Gestapo find the baby formula take a sip then let them take the whole can and despose of it themselves. When the airport has to throw out open can after open can of liquid that smells horrible when it sours they won't be so quick to fuck with us. Remember, they're going to fuck with one of us anyway but they can't fuck with all of us.

Editors update:
By the way, remember when you couldn't fly with nail clippers and then DHS said you could. It was because the screeners missed so many nail clippers and got letters from people saying "you took my nail clippers away on this date but didn't take them away from my sister/spouse/friend on this other date... What the fuck is going on with you?"

If they're inept at stopping it they might as well allow it.

3 Comments:

Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

I agree that most "security" steps they take are just plain stupid. Not to mention no help at all.

Aug 10, 2006, 4:03:00 PM  
Blogger RicketyFunk said...

Try to get on a plain with Carhart pants on. You'll spend plenty of time having them check out all the rivets.

Aug 10, 2006, 4:24:00 PM  
Anonymous Daren said...

"Get these motherfucking liquids off my motherfucking plane!"

Aug 11, 2006, 3:41:00 PM  

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