Thursday, March 29, 2007

How's Work Dean?

No I don't have the kid who blinded himself with science. I do have the kid who gave him the pool cleaner and alcohol. I did not give them the idea. I have however used this as an opportunity to educate my kids that you don't do dumbfuck things and when I tell you to put on eye protection you better well do it.

Afterall, why teach your kids responsibility. Why not just be their party buddy and let the schools teach them morality, respect and how to be a good person. Just don't complain when you find out my values are different from yours. And while I'm raising your fucked up brat take away any meaningful avenue of discipline and leave me totally vulnerable to the slightest false allegation of misconduct.

Editors update: I just saw Fox25 broadcast a story about this. It turns out I had two of the kids involved in class. Every god damned day one of them comes into science class and asks "can we blow something up?" I know what I'm going to ask him tomorrow.

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Anonymous Adorable Girlfriend said...

Man alive, Swampscott has some real drama these days! And the best Marshalls in the state. (AG had to say it.)

Of course where AG lives there are two, not one, meth clinics. Sadly or perhaps not so, AG just doesn't see that kind of crap in the part of town she lives in.

Mar 30, 2007, 6:18:00 PM  
Blogger Dean ASC said...

A teacher named Dean from Swampscott. Thanks for blowing my plausable deniability. I'm just teasing. I know I blew it myself by posting to the story.

Mar 30, 2007, 7:23:00 PM  
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