Saturday, March 25, 2006

A New Feature

Today marks a new feature here on the ol' blog where I answer letters to Dear Abby. Read the last letter from Steven

Dear Steven,

Your parents don't love you. If they did they wouldn't be forcing you to share a room with your little brother. In fact at 15, your parents are doing your social life a great dis-service by not setting you up in a loft apartment full of hookers and blow. You were adopted anyway.



Blogger RicketyFunk said...

I would like to hear your reply to the George/Jim dilemma... what a troubled world we live in.

Mar 27, 2006, 5:27:00 PM  
Blogger Dean ASC said...

I'm going to bet that it's a gay healthclub. It reminds me of the old joke...

Two mothers are bragging about their sons. One mother says her son is very wealthy and successful. He's the number one cardiovascular surgeon in Chicago and lives in a big house on Lake Shore Drive. In fact he just bought his fiance' a new Porsche.

Then she asks the other mother if her son, the male prostitute is out of jail.

"Oh yes," is her reply. "He's living in Chicago with a doctor who just bought him a convertable 911."

Mar 27, 2006, 6:07:00 PM  
Blogger Kevin Wolf said...

Gee, with a response like yours, Dean, it's a wonder you don't work for the Bush administration.

Mar 28, 2006, 6:17:00 PM  

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