Monday, December 31, 2007
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Some Things Can't Be Taught At Home, part 1
We have to make sure studets understand why Tom Buchanan was a callous racist. F Scott might simply have penned in Tom's choice of books to show how he was a trend follower. However, the modern interpretation, the correct answer on the essay test is that Tom Buchanan is a racist because he reveres this book by Goddard. This would be fine except the casual reader doesn't know, without digging, that the book Fitzgerald quotes espouses restricting immigration and then inclusion for the inferior races who are already here. The character doesn't discuss the inclusionary aspect of the book probably for the simple reason that Fitzgerald hasn't actually read the book he's disparaging. Heaven help the student who isn't suitably offended by Tom Buchanan's racism. Aside from a poor grade on the assessment, racist students go to counseling. If their attitude isn't suitably re-adjusted The Machine will see to it that they suffer for having their own opinions.
There's an entire graduate thesis in there for the student who can type lots and find a committee that likes him.
There's a PhD out there for any kid who can figure out and prove the exact timeline and sequence of events in this little gem.
Did I have to sit in on hours of classes listening to an instructor and the one kid who did the reading prattle on about opinion? The Machine thinks I did. I had a class where the professor gave us 5 questions and the reading list on the first day. He told us that was the final exam. The questions were how the books on the list related to each other and the usual themes: sex, death, power, desire and so on. I made a big poster board grid with the questions on top and the books on the side. I penciled in an answer for each question as I read enough of the book to pencil in an answer to the question. Some books I didn't read. I filled in the blanks with some quotes from the professor. On the day of the final exam I arrived early enough to cram in a little more. The kids who were there were desperately discussing what one book or another was about. Some of them formed "a study group" where each read one book and at the last minute tried to tell the others what they read. I unfolded my chart with the questions and books neatly laid out. They almost crapped themselves. I read it once and then put it away. One girl asked me if she could see my chart but it was too late. The test started. The first student got up after 20 minutes. I filled two blue books and left after an hour when my hand got tired. I probably had enough to complete the exam in the first question. I left the last two questions blank. I got an A in the class. It wasn't that hard. I probably didn't need to go to class but I did for the simple reason that I had paid for it. I had money in The Machine and I didn't want to miss anything important. Nothing important really happened but it could have and if I wasn't there I would have missed it. That and I wanted the professor to know I valued his time enough to show up. I don't remember much about him but I made certain he knew my name and that I appeared to take him seriously. It was the usual game of subjective assessment. I'm expecting an A. I want you to know I'm expecting an A. Here's my work. Thanks for the A.
Could I have gotten the same education from simply reading the books on my own? Probably. I don't remember anything from that class today. I don't even remember what books were assigned. I probably have copies of the books somewhere in the house but I don't remember which book went with which course. Did I get an A because I wrote brilliant essays about the books I was to have read? I did write a lot and hit many points that I believe the professor was expecting in a winning essay. Could the course be taught online? Yes.
Friday, December 28, 2007
Things That Went Right For Me
Things I've Missed During My Hiatus
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
Madness Is Expecting A Different Outcome
The same could be said for any other profession. Instead of suffering under some MCSE fuck who doesn't know that the Macintosh actually has a better command line interface than Windows the IT guy wouldn't need certification but have a portfolio of programs, publications and patents that employers and clients can inspect when making hiring decisions. At least then I wouldn't have to hear about how unsecure my computer is because it has a GUI interface but the Windows XP Dell POS Boxen the school committee has saddled me with is OK because Microsoft Windows is based on NT which is Unix clone. If the Mac isn't Unix, explain /private/var/cron/tabs
Anyway, if we leave all of life up to those who can pass a test we're ruled by those who may only have enough talent in them to pass one test. How fucked would we be if every one cheated on that test. Cheating isn't going away.