When In The Course Of Human Events...

Between TSA thugs and militarized police forces jackbooting around where's the little guy going to go for some liberty? I don't know about that. I do know that we're getting tired of being pushed around. The police haven't learned dick since they got caught doing what they do every day to Rodney King. We're tired of getting fucked with. We're getting desperate for our jobs, or families security and realizing just exactly who is responsible for fucking with us. Cops, you're tools of the man. Since you're not here to protect me stay out of my way. You will say yes sir to me, not the other way around. In fact simply not behaving like criminals or an occupying army will go along way to ensuring your safety. Some of us might be feeling desperate enough to stop taking your shit.

Imagine A World Without Zinc

Fucking hippies.

That car gets the same mileage as my land yacht. I can do this in mine.

At least I'm not this guy.

Yet.

Since y'all are going to be retiring soon how about putting down the bong and spending some of that free time undoing the damage your generation has done to The Constitution of The United States. The Patriot Act happened on your watch. So has the militarization of the local police force. Don't think we'll forget that or forgive it.

It's time your generation starts thinking about the future. You're heading for a nursing home. I'm just vengeful enough to offer you the same dignity you've offered MY G-G-GENERATION.

This One's Sure To Offend

Here's another installment of Dean Answers Dear Abby Letters.

Read the letter from Jesse in Burbank.

Dear Jesse,

How big are your tits?

Sincerely,

DeanASC